Daniel

When I first saw Tropic Thunder in the theater, an audio error during Jack Black's heroin withdrawal scene replaced all the dialogue with buzzing noises. For a minute or so I thought, "Yeah, that's probably what it feels like."

when I saw Pirates of the Caribbean 3 in theaters, the projector crashed somehow and it made a record scratch sound during the post credits scene and I thought it was them trying to make a funny scene and I spent like 5 minutes trying to figure out what the punchline was, before the projectionist got it working and replayed the post credits scene again from the beginning

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

her what

does anyone know whag the rest of it says

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

My uncle died of music malaria in the audio jungle

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

I don't like to admit it, but sometimes I actually miss John Green.

Sometimes I can almost hear him.

unpopular opinion: Vimes is kind of drama queen

Sam “held a burning hot coal until it nearly took the skin off his hand while maintaining perfect calm and eye contact with the asshole in need of intimidation Just Because” Vimes? Sam “sitting on the stoop with a mug of cocoa and a cigar, cautiously aware of every inch of the scene he’s building” Vimes? Sam “could just tear his sleeve to show the mark of the Summoning Dark but instead tears off his whole goddamn shirt” Vimes? A drama queen? Reaching a bit don’t you think

Yep, certainly doesn’t seem to describe Sam “pretends to eat poison as a power move” Vimes. Not Sam “buries an axe in the table in the Rats Chamber” Vimes.

I mean are we really talking about Sam “yes a whole room full of candles with wicks dipped in holy water is the best way to beat this vampire” Vimes, here? Sam “has fought bad guys on top of a speeding train AND a riverboat during a flood” Vimes, really? Definitely Sam “nearly gets shot in the head by a crossbow bolt that shatters his shaving mirror and then uses the bolt to prop up a shard of said mirror to finish shaving” Vimes we’re discussing here?

what is it they put in the hardware store to make it smell so good

GOD IS COMING FOR YOUR FRENCH FRIES

could it be that the person making the sponsored post is Mormon? seagulls are big in Mormon lore