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99 luftballons implies the existence of 99 erdballons, 99 wasserballons and 99 feuerballons

everything changed when the 99 feuerballons nation attacked

Britain is mostly a limescale deposit on a lost bit of Norway so perhaps we are limescales Georg.

"actively hungry" + "none of the foods sound good at all" is one of the worst combinations. who let this happen

Absolutely horrid that a 10hr sleep does not cure you of all that ails you

it doesn't even cure me of being tired

It should work like in RPGs. I want to be able to go to bed exhausted, poisoned, and missing half of my blood and wake up at 100% fully recovered

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[guy who has been holding an insane amount of tension in his body for a week straight] bro why do I feel so awful

If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'

okay. rude.

The core conceit of Lord of the Rings is pretty funny. You are a twenty three year old in a suburb of Maine. The little bracelet in your grandpa’s attic has an inscription on it that is the password to the world’s entire nuclear arsenal. It is up to you to walk to the only hydraulic press in the world, located in Arizona, before the FBI finds the bracelet, kills you, and enslaves the suburb of Maine you currently live in