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DM: You cast Sunbeam, but one of the mind flayers saved with a nat 20. Player: Whoa, that dude had sunglasses?? Cool Mind Flayer: You all laughed at me!!
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DM: You cast Sunbeam, but one of the mind flayers saved with a nat 20. Player: Whoa, that dude had sunglasses?? Cool Mind Flayer: You all laughed at me!!
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Paladin: So, it must either be a sickness or zombies. Cleric: A sickness is actually what you call a group of zombies. Warlock: That makes a lot of sense. Cleric: Yeah, the song Down with the Sickness? It's about zombies.
DM: The hot spring isn't a bubble bath. Goblin Barbarian: Not yet it's not! I'm adding bubbles to it. DM: No, I mean, the water is still. For bubbles, it needs to be agitated. Goblin Barbarian: Yeah! What's more agitating than me??
Shoot From The Hip Characters as actual things my friends and I have said (mostly during DND) again;
Part 1
Anna (TVF): "Be the toxic yuri you wish to see in this world."
Nigel (AEON): "Your safety is gone, you feel very unsafe."
Frankie (TDVTCTB): "Cool people steal things."
Ethel (SAMN): "Have you felt cthulhu before?"
Jimmy (TGOTAT): *meeting a young Arthur* "Can I roll animal handling to calm down the child?"
Percy (WLP): *before the confession* "Stop trying to make my things gay!"
Noblin (TBWAS): "Do orcs need to breathe?"
Father Andrews (TPOH): "Every day we stray further from god."
Johnny (WBTWG): *Talking about his wife* "I guess she's gone through the bitchafcation process."
Joe Maggliano (TOA): "I have a sneaking suspicion my actions have come back to haunt me."
Batfam quotes as quotes from my DND game (pt 8) (but my main campaign is still on pause so this is from various oneshots over the summer)
Jason:āI'm not listening to someone who can barely touch my chinā Tim:āA pair ofā¦ā Steph:ā..titsā Bruce:āNo.ā Jason:āIf this is the job that puts me down, I swear I will come back just to haunt youā Damien:āI'm pretty sure you can see in the dark, correctā? Duke:āOh yeah I canā Damien:āDid you forgetā? Duke:ā..Maybeā Jason:āBecome demon- it pays off GREATā Ra:āYou wish to make one last heroic standā Tim:āI wouldn't call it heroic but it is a standā Dick:āHave you ever gotten hit by a meteor beforeā? Bruce:ā...Can't say I haveā Dick:āYes, it is unpleasantā Steph:āTime isn't real, it's a soupā Damien:āThat sounds like talkingā Tim:āWell you see-ā Damien:āThat STILL sounds like talkingā Tim:ā-I mean that'sā Damien:āStill. Talkingā Tim:āJesus... okay fineā Babs:āThat's such fan behaviorā Steph:āHave you ever put a hamster in a microwaveā? Cass:āThe fuck is a microwaveā? Dick:āCongrats, You WON'T be eaten alive by rats-ā Jason:āYouāre making me the villain hereā Damien:āGod- You sound like my mother.ā Dick:āIts an evil, im gonna slut shame it-ā Duke:āThat's my lungs not my skeletonā Cass:āYour right that's your gut not your bonesā
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Do you think turned vampires test themselves out to see if theyāre immortal or not?
D&D Quotes - Drakkenheim Edition
DM: "Without their leader, the little guys are a little bit lost, but they were give one last order." Valeska: "[*chuckles*] I'm in danger."
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DM: "Uh oh" All of Us: "OH NO."
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DM: "Edelgard, I need you to step into Whispers with me." Me + Valeska's Player: "OH NO." Valeska's Player: "What if she just turned into a monster?" Me: "Nope, no way. Not happening."
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DM: "So, Edelgard rolled the Wave of Mutations." Me: "OH NO."
From Session 9 :3 "dirtboot" said Caseley about the Pirate Eleanor "dirtboot" responded Lucien My Players :3 Lucien (The Party's Wizard who is a ex professor with sentient crystals growing from him, Variant Human/Biomancy Wizard :3) Caseley (The Party's Cleric without a god after her previous abusive one left, Winged Tiefling/Cleric without subclass currently as of Session 9 :3) My NPC :3 Eleanor (Pirate captain with dirtied boots :3)