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Almost July 4th, time for all of the ridiculous Freedom posts to beginâŚ
Ah yes, 11:59pmâŚonly one more minut-
âŚwhat the fuck?
wHAT DA FUCK??
HOLY SHI-
IâŚwhaâŚwell maybe I can work with this. Hey, you wanna have a rousing discussion about truth? Honor? Patriotism? God bless-
AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!!!
I would be remiss if I did not forward this amazing thing.
Itâs almost here!
Happy Independence Day, you fucks. Lol.
Happy birthday America.
why are people even questioning obesity in america
why is your tea liquidised?
âŚ.. Where exactly do you live that the tea isnât liquid?!?
ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.
like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?
No itâs sweet tea you drink it cold
WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???
HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?
so i reblogged this from a british person and iâve been laughing at their tags for 600 years
England, you stole tea from China. Â Youâve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+. Â Donât play like youâre some kind of authority.
[skeletons ooh-ing]
Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.
#INTO THE HARBOR
Englad doesnât own anything
except that time we owned most of the world
If I stop reblogging this, Iâve gone to the other side.
I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.
HAH
BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2
HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

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Do you think Clark Kent's first few major articles were about the continued presence of lead pipes in parts of Metropolis' water system
(Average Metropolis reader after investigative reporter C. Kent's 452nd article on yet another case of landlords/business owners/factories' continued use of lead pipes/paint/gas/glass knowingly exposing the public to dangerously toxic lead levels) what the fuck happened to this guy
One day Bruce Wayne mentions in an interview that heroes like Superman are overrated, as the most effective way to reduce crime is to provide public resources and improve local infrastructure, then cites how neighboring city Metropolis has effectively lowered their violent crime by 13% after addressing their outdated water system and investing low income housing. the reporter conducting the interview suddenly starts looking a little uncomfortable
To be clear, Clark is still a fantastic investigative reporter. He still has to track down the sources to prove all this shit
"Who, Clark Kent? Yeah, we're pretty sure he's a Meta. Is he a superhero? Like what, "Lead-detector guy"? "Captain pipes?" Don't get me wrong, he's a great guy and it's a handy trick, but it's lead detection, not laser vision. He's not about to go running around in tights any time soon."
I just love the idea of a cape maintaining their secret identity by pretending to be a completely different and less impressive kind of parahuman.
everyone assumes that kent is so squirrely around superheros because heâs just desperately hoping not to be conscripted to the JLA to fix their plumbing
Local Metropolis Reporter Publically Recognized For Contributions To The City; Awarded Medal Of Distinction
They tried to get superman to present the medal but he was offended at being called "overrated" in comparison to Clark so he declined
Counter offer: Bruce Wayne disguised as Superman
beating this dead horse with memes
Hey this was a real fun little read. It's so great to find these treasures on this site
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I get an actual sense of glee and wicked satisfaction every single time I see an artist who disappeared to Bluesky for like 2 years suddenly spamming "MY COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN" on all the sites they abandoned, begging for commissions, and complaining about how nobody commissions them anymore.
Can't possibly be because you ditched your 240k followers on Twitter in favor of 1500 anti-capitalist scumbag rat piece of shit followers on Bluesky who contribute literally nothing and only take.
No it's definitely not that.
Crawl back to your pathetic hole and continue to suffer for your oh-so-righteous cause you disgusting worms.
If you care more about what side you're on and whether you're saying the "correct things" and wishing death upon the "correct people" than you do about creating content for your followers who followed you and supported you for that content, you can burn in hell and I hope you're homeless soon.
You fucking people are a disease and it's so fucking enjoyable watching you fester and suffer for your pathetic virtue-signaling self righteous egotistical narcissistic choices.
it just occurred to me that darth vader, master engineer, probably looked at the death star plans at some point and noticed the flaw, but didnât bother to tell anyone about it because he despised everyone who was involved in the project
#krennic and tarkin: [die as a (indirect and direct, respectively) result of the death starâs flaw]Â #vader, who knew about that flaw and did nothing: unfortunate
âUnfortunateâ
Meanwhile Vader, expert ace pilot, acts well below rank to supposedly fight off the attackers. Attackers who, as far as anyone else knows, canât hope to do shit to the Death Star.
Convenient.
ConvenientâŚ
Lol there are some ppl on here all âoh he was feeling a little Light so he knew he had to destroy it to do the Right Thing!!!â like nah. I love my boy but heâs a bag of stinky garbagĂŠ at this point and still totally evil.
He just despised the Death Star cuz everyone was all ânyeh heh this thing can do ur job for u u LOSERâ and he actively loathed every single person who was on board it. Of course he was petty enough to ignore its self-destruct button. Heâs just that bitch.
this seems entirely reasonable sidebar: apparently thrawn treason is, like, mostly Krennic and Tarkin hating each other and i have never read a thrawn book but i might just read that one
Vader is high-key insulted by the existence of the Death Star, the effort and expense thrown into making it, and the way everybodyâs praising it as the new ultimate power in the universe, and probably the worst part of the whole affair?
 He has no one to bitch to about it.Â
Even the Emperorâs jumped on the superweapon hype train. Even the tolerably-competent officers like Tarkin are all #TeamDeathStar, and then thereâs smug assholes like Admiral Motti who just wonât shut up about it, and honestly?
Vaderâs probably been on the email CC list for the design since the project started. Years of enduring shitty design and interdepartmental bickering and watching some smarmy asshole in an inferior cloak prance about bloviating about his special superweapon like somebody who has an anime body pillow of the superlaser housing.
And then thereâs this one scientist who keeps going on and on about this thermal exhaust problem.
Just. Huge amounts of emails on the subject, going on and on and on about it.
Vader is totally the only person who actually reads these after the first, like, five of them. Everybody else just skims through them with a side of âSeriously, Galen? Another one? Force-dammit, Krennic, couldnât you have left him on that mudball with his family?â But Vader is bored out of his skull with 90% of his job anyway, and itâs not like he has anything better to do. Besides, viciously judging other peopleâs design abilities is the closest thing to pass for fun when there arenât any Rebels to slaughter or armies to curbstomp, and thereâs plenty of shit design for the judging.
He spots the flaw in the reactor the first time it appears in the plans.
Heâd have shit himself if it wasnât for the suit.
He promptly makes a bet with himself on whether anybody is going to spot it.
Nobody does.
Theyâre a pack of idiots. Every last one of them.
Maybe he contemplates telling them for like two-thirds of a second. It would be fun to lord his actual mechanical expertise over that little shit, Krennic.
But then he considers that he can only tell them once, and what if it were after the thing blew itself right the fuck up, what if that? He can still point out the flaw, and he can throw everyoneâs stupidity right in their stupid faces, but also thereâll be no more Death Star.
So when Galen Erso sends out Thermal Exhaust Problem Analysis Report #6,109 and buried in paragraph 37 is a suggestion of an extra exhaust port, and Krennic responds with âSHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR GODDAMN THERMAL EXHAUST PORT, GALEN, I DONâT GIVE A SHIT!â and Erso goes, âSo you approve the solution?â and Krennic goes âS***** F*** LKJDGJFKL!!!!LJF$%#$DJF! YES!â Vader saves the email exchange for posterity and is downright cheerful the rest of the week.
True, he acts in its defense, chasing down Rebels when the plans are stolen. Of course he does. Theyâre Rebels, and hunting them down is his job and one of the very few pleasures of his existence. But itâs not for the Death Star. In fact, if one of them were to escape with its plans, and hide them successfully, and keep their location secret through torture and worse, and if another of them were to fly a starfighter well enough to keep from being destroyed long enough to drop a torpedo through that vulnerable exhaust port and touch off that reactor instability and turn the whole massive, ridiculous, wasteful, absurd, and vaguely insulting contraption into so much spacedust âŚ
⌠well âŚ
⌠oops.
Vaderâs only regret about the whole affair is that Krennic predeceased it and is therefore unavailable for gloating to.
It doesnât stop him from snagging a copy of the Rebelsâ footage of the Death Star blowing up and posting it anonymously to the holonet with the added caption âPlay stupid games, win stupid prizes.â
What makes this whole thing better is that the comics ( Darth Vader Annual 2 to be precise) backs this theory up
The Annual literally starts with Tarkin arriving on Scarif, only to find Vader had broken into the archive and was just casually studying the Death Star plans
Then later on, he literally says THIS to Tarkin
Vader is the pettiest fucker who hates EVERYTHING to do with his coworkers and the Death Star and I LOVE it