Wacky, Sometimes Scary Creations

More Muppet Princess Bride art! The last time I posted a Pepe/Kermit scene an Instagram user (jprmiller) wrote this hypothetical bit of dialogue in the comments, and it was too good not to turn into a full illustration. It's lines like this that have me fully convinced that an actual Muppet Princess Bride remake needs to happen one day, because it sometimes takes very little tweaking to make a perfectly Muppetified version of a Princess Bride quote.

New Muppet Princess Bride Drawing! I've had the idea for this one for a while but had been second guessing for a bit if it made sense to anyone other than me, in hindsight I'm not sure why I was so hesitant as this is pretty much just the same gag as the original film. 

I think Beaker is a natural fit for the Albino, a beleaguered assistant helping a mad scientist with his experiments? Who else could that have been! In my head Bunsen is there too of course, no way he'd let Beaker have all the fun by himself. But Beaker is the one who gets his memory "jogged" by Fezzik and Inigo (A scene I may have to try and draw one day). 

Time for another installment in my imaginary Muppet Princess Bride series! This one was yet another natural fit, Beaker's head-tuck thing felt perfect for this moment where Fezzik "Jogs" the Albino's memory.

Drawing this scene made me realise what a nightmare casting Sweetums as Fezzik and Pepe as Inigo would be to actually film. How the heck do you shoot a whole movie with these two sharing the screen together? Luckily I don't have to figure that out, and can just cheat their respective scales when I draw.

UK: Yeah. In a by election you called purely to stroke your own ego, where every other party refused to participate. The only other candidate was a satirical comedian who wears a bin on his head. And he still got about a third of the votes, and yet you still refused to show up to the announcement

Farage: But I won!

I wrote a novel manuscript purely for the enjoyment of it (and maybe the prospect of money, too. We're broke y'all) and when I ran it through an AI detector it came out 70% AI when all it came from was the robotic words I used.

I'm autistic, y'all. That's just something that comes with the package and I'm being flagged as a robot because of it ;-;

even in the constituency he specifically chose for the high proportion of magic bean and bridge buyers, he still only got 62.82% of the vote. count binface got 26.71% of the vote, meaning that over a quarter of people in his specifically chosen constituency looked at farage and decided to vote for the talking bin. congrats, mate, you beat a bin.

his credibility has also been damaged. he's spent his summer essentially arguing with a bin in a vanity circus that's cost the taxpayer £250,000. he can't say he beat 'the establishment' because the main parties didn't turn up. he refused to stand on the stage with everyone else and go to the declaration, and also lied about the police telling him not to go. the entire thing has exposed just how shit of a politician he really is and how shit his party is.

and at the end of all this, the investigation into him is still going to continue. there will likely be another byelection called, meaning another £250,000 is going to be wasted in the coming months.