things that make me smile or are true/cool

unfortunately i can’t control everyone’s perception of me down to the smallest detail. unfortunately they have their own lives and brains that inform the filter they see me through when i exist near them. and i could be the greatest possible version of myself and i could people please until the end of time and i could walk a thousand miles through the desert repenting and still it would not change this one fundamental fact

deadbeat group chat member

“must everything be homoerotic” no. but many things are, you will find

every thing i learn about the way minecraft java edition was original written has been horrifying

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest

Five years later, this reads like someone’s dying note in a survival horror game.

Paradise instant loss lol

got a lovehate relationship with routine and repetition. yes if you put me in a repetitive situation i will start chewing on myself like a caged animal. but also no if you interrupt my self imposed routines i will start crying. this has made me so super good at being in the workforce #trust

*puts you in the bitcrusher*

its absurd that trio is four letters long and not three

🍋‍🟩hold up lime emoji ?when did this happen 🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩 this changes everything straight up🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩

messed up that you can literally be better and nicer in every way and the adventuring party will still be like "waaa its a shapeshifter waaaa the real whatstheirface would never say that" like ok maybe i am a picture perfect copy of your friend that i imprisoned beneath the earth and replaced when you werent looking. so what. maybe they were a cunt. maybe i thought youd appreciate an improved version of your friend. with awesome eldritch tendrils.