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princesstigerbelle

I meant to type cat smirk in google images but it came out as cat smork

Smork smork

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heres a midi of hips dont lie with a banjo as the vocals

nicolas-px

i cant believe this

kevinburnsred-deactivated202304

this sounds like it belongs in a legend of zelda game

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I’m totally serious when I say I absolutely love this I’ve listened to it like twelve times now it’s fantastic 10/10

wolfsbanesego

Click reblog as soon as the banjo came in. That is amazing.

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I have missed this post

nonbinarymerbabe

….it actually does sound like LoZ music

just imagine

link dancing to this

capillaryspice

thechristiannerd

I love this so much

zarei-en

Is there any way to download audio off Tumblr?

noctswife

You can use Xkit

EVERY DAMN TIME

literally very time I've "put myself out there" as people say I get hurt but apparently I never learn either! I'm not sure I can do it anymore. I'm the perfect example of "Always a brides maid, but never the bride." I'm everyone's last pick. I always have been and I guess I always will be.......I truly am unlovable.

meantfortheshore

moremetalthanyourmom

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

youcangofindatree-deactivated20

Gotta try it

clevermanka

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

emmagrant01

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

mercurialkitty

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

songbirde108

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

onethingconstant

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

naeonnoir

WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA

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spiduhgirl

It’s called the Murder Strut.

elegantmess100

IT’S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn’t find it. I’m so glad IT’S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!

b3gayd0crim3

A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.

daybreak96

This post went from Scientific to Feminist to Educational to HILARIOUS!

radiotopia

#make men get the fuck out of the way 2k17

angryschnauzer

I do this now. Stand my ground. Men look flabberghasted that i wont move out of the way. The most annoying thing is when i’m walking along holding Superpups hand (he’s 2.5 years old), and people walk right up to us and expect to go between us… so for me to let go of my toddlers hand for the sake of them. One person i actually had to put my free hand out and onto their chest to block the person to stop before they ploughed into us.

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OUSHITSU KUOUSHI HAINE - Stopped at the first step

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My old paths without the cherry blossom petals for anon. ♡

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lazy-cub-moved

just a simple plaid (ish) dress, hopefully nothing too similar already exists ;o;

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islandofjacquard

Some cute short-sleeved dresses! The first one is kinda simple and i think it needs some work, the second one is inspired by “Jane’s Accessories” from GaiaOnline

isleofohtori

A few color variations of a previous design!

kurobi-deactivated20180730

A little rusty but managed to whip these up. Some pastel themed clothing, with more emphasis on blue. Will make color alternates eventually.

taffybuns

i never know what to do with the body when i do these so here’s one of those things with arms™

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Ship Icons! [№14]

Reblog if you wanna use them.

Request by anon

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You still can suggest me more ships!

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Have some Christmas McMercy warm and fuzzy times!

did-you-know

Ancient Egyptians were using 20-sided die as early as 200 BCE. Source

keetongu

i cant believe ancient egyptians were FUCKING NERDS

captainlordauditor

imagine ancient egyptian d&d tho

bemusedlybespectacled

“You have crossed into the underworld and have encountered Anubis. You give him your heart to weigh.”

“I roll to Bluff.”

“You want to bluff Anubis? You can’t bluff Anubis, he’s a god, he has a godly Sense Motive check.”

“I want to bluff the scales.”

“…you want. To bluff. The scales.”

“Yup.”

“…you know what? I’ll allow it.”

“HA! Nat 20!”

“The scales, for some fucking reason, think your heart is lighter than the feather. Anubis is pretty sure you’re bullshitting him but you know what? Anubis has had a long day. Anubis is not gonna question the scales. You’re in.”

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