Yo Wassup

“You can’t fix him” I don’t wanna fix him! I wanna FUCK him! I’m a pervert not a psychologist!

baseball bat to a hornets' nest but y'all do realize that the reason so many jews want there to be a state of israel is that no other country has ever shown any inclination to protect its jewish citizens, right. that does not excuse the shit going on there right now, because nothing can excuse that, but you do understand that screaming "ZIONIST!!!!" and violently attacking anyone being jewish in public is a big ol' chunk of the reason jewish people wanted a jewish state to exist in the first place, right. so if you're so fucking antizionist maybe try making your own countries safer for the jews already living there, or just take 25 and admit that you're actually fine with genocide and ethnic cleansing as long as it's targeting the people you've picked out

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-

Bro unleashes his deepest fears and anxieties on stage then immediately goes back to quietly chilling saying please and thank you.

“Nobody wants to work anymore” wrong. I never wanted to work in the first place

Yes at this point I’m reblogging this every time I see it.

I don't even know how to feel about these

Unlike billionaires, pickpockets often recognize they have a lot in common with the potential victims of their crime.

This reminds me of Rhys Nicholson the comedian who got mugged and the mugger said "I promise this isn't a hate crime, my sister is a lesbian im pro gay rights"