“My usual post-almost-dying routine–and, God, there was an actual routine–mostly involved getting yelled at by Pritkin and then going to get a sandwich. And a bath. And some aspirin.”
— Curse the Dawn, Karen Chance

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“My usual post-almost-dying routine–and, God, there was an actual routine–mostly involved getting yelled at by Pritkin and then going to get a sandwich. And a bath. And some aspirin.”
— Curse the Dawn, Karen Chance

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Cassie Palmer Appreciation Week - Favorite Moment
I wasn’t my mother.
I wasn’t even Agnes.
“There was some sort of commotion going on outside, and I decided I’d had enough. I went to the door and stuck my head out. Marco was gasping for breath on the sofa, and two of the guards were bent over a cell phone. “What are you doing?” I demanded. “Trying to record this,” the smart-ass from the shopping trip told me. “Nobody is going to believe us otherwise.” “Well, cut it out. It isn’t funny!” “On what planet?” I glared at him, which did no good,because he simply went back to to tinkering with the phone. So I looked at Marco. “Can’t you do anything with them?” Marco flopped a hand at me, tears streaming down his reddened cheeks, and tried to say something. But all that came out for several moments were asthmatic wheezes. I bent over his prone form, starting to worry about him, and he put a hand on my neck and pulled me down. “ It…is…funny,” he gasped. -Cassie & Marco in Karen Chance’s - Hunt The Moon”
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I’m not 100% sold on her, but I need to walk away from her for a while.
“I only saw him. But it was so quick—just a flash. I was going upstairs with some cold medicine. One of the children had arrived with the sniffles and had given a nasty head cold to half the dorm, and it just … hit me. All of a sudden, I was somewhere else and seeing these terrible things, and there was lightning and thunder, and people were screaming and trees were crashing to the ground and the sky flooded red and … and I dropped the tray.”
“I probably would have, too,” I told her, because she was white and shaking again, her voice barely above a whisper.
“Yes, but the stairs are marble; everyone heard,” she said, looking at me with so much pain in her eyes that I finally got it; I wasn’t the only one feeling responsible for tonight. “And I was so upset … the adepts made me tell them, and at the time I didn’t realize … I couldn’t see any reason not to … until I saw. They were happy. They were pleased about it. Then they saw me looking at them, and changed their expressions. But I knew, I’d seen—” (Karen Chance, Tempt the Stars)
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“I’d rather know death was coming, see it as the enemy it was, than welcome it like a lover.”
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I tugged him a little, sending a shiver through that strong frame.
Pritkin headcanons
My headcanons are small, and they are few, but these are the ones I remember:
-Pritkin likes it when Cassie gets bossy. He may seem like he does what he wants a lot of the time because he’s so stubborn, and he is, but he secretly loves it when Cassie starts ordering him around. He’ll put up a big front about not doing as he’s told, but we all know he ends up doing it Cassie’s way eventually ;) And even when Cassie’s idea conflicts with his own, he’s still willing to do what Cassie wants if she asks him (remember in HTM when he said he was going into Faerie and Cassie said what if she ordered him not to go? Pritkin said he’d stay!)
Things I still think about in relation to this headcanon: -The first time Pritkin officially pledged himself to Cassie’s service - he even went down on one knee, although hilariously he told Cassie he ‘wasn’t asking her permission’ for him to serve her! -Cassie making Pritkin regret the above promise when she turns up in hell to save his ass and yells at him to get back to work -these two are just frequently butting heads over who’s boss I fucking love it (they’re both quite equally matched. They give and take in pretty even amounts. Although, like I say, Pritkin totally loves it when she gets bossy. Remember in ETN back when she still confused Pritkin with Rosier so she had to check his tattoo was there so she told him to strip and he just did it? With basically no complaint? I think about that A Lot.)
- headcanon 2: Medieval Pritkin (Myrddin) thinks about the crazy witch Ohshit a lot. He fell for her hard and fast and then she just disappeared. He wishes he’d gotten to know her more before she completely vanished from his life, just like magic. He spent a few years looking for the witch of his dreams, his ears always extra alert for any hint of the strange language he first heard her speak in. She was always in his thoughts those first few years, as he looked around at all the dull, ordinary people in every town and pined for her bright spirit to bring colour and excitement back into his life. He even missed her when he was seducing his 'meals’; he thought about how he had been able to open up to her about things he had never told anyone before, how she seemed to know him down to his soul, and those were the times when he felt the loneliest.
He began reducing 'lust meals’, having lost the appetite for them, and then skipping them altogether. It wasn’t until his father met him for the first time, drowning his sorrows in a glass, looking lost, that Myrddin felt some small kernel of hope again. A kernel that grew when he learned of a plethora of worlds he hadn’t known existed from his father, an entire unexplored universe where he might be able to find her again.
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Made this the other day.
#cassiepalmerseries #karenchance #cassiepalmer #fanart #goodreads #cursethedawn
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I know: I’m litterally in love with BJ and Pritkin, that’s why I keep on doing stuff. But HOW can you NOT love them?!
“I didn’t want my heartbeat to pick up speed every time I thought of him. I didn’t want to feel that smile, lazy and suggestive and full of promise, when he kissed me; didn’t want to smell the intoxicating scent of his neck under his shirt collar, to taste his sweat and hear his voice break. I didn’t want to want.”
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Just here again to say that Brave the Tempest did nothing to deflate my perverse Fred/Tami headcanon and IN FACT only added fuel to the flame of my desire.
1.) During sexy S’mores times, Rhea feeds Rico and Cassie feeds Pritkin. Who feeds Fred? TAMI! He’s aghast about her cheese ignorance and probably he’s about to take her on a whirlwind cheese tour romance.
2.) Cassie says that Tami had won over the discerning Fred with her cooking.
3.) Cassie suggests to Tami that Fred help her with the accounts, and she says they already TRIED that.
4.) When Fred is trying to tell Cassie about Marco’s departure (and probably do some spying, too), Tami is the one teasing Fred and giving him a hard time about covering his eyes. And paying into the swear jar.
Maybe Cassie has given Fred a pass for his infidelity, but I think Tami’s going to make him earn her trust back. And he’s going to do it by being SUPER SWEET BECAUSE FRED IS BAE.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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Dory, Cassie and Pritkin pop. Dory even has her duffel bag of weapons.
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Siren's Song by Karen Chance