you dun goofed

is there yaoi of garfield

thanks

ah yes

HOW DID CATDOG POOP

i spent my whole childhood asking myself this question

i spent mine masturbating

there is no picture

i have no life

One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.

hey there delilah, what’s it like in new york city? i’ve been comparing vacation destinations for my family’s next big trip and wanted a secondary opinion 

the first rule of the hunger games is to have fun and be yourself

You gonna act like a bitch you gonna die like a bitch