no hunz we in space

someone once threatened to “put my bones in chronological order” and I think about that. a lot

yes i AM built to be cuddled and kissed!!!!!!!! absolutely nobody was asking!!!!!!!!!!! but i am informing you all anyway!!!!!!!!!!

you people aren't CASTING

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

Turns out the horsemen of the Apocalypse now prefer to go by Shareholder Profit, Private Equity, Corporate Personhood, and Workforce Optimization.

Yeah I can work with that.

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed