no hunz we in space

“but that’s neither here nor there” well where is it then.

Yonder

“don’t be silly” no i think i will be, thanks

it's possible to die from not getting a little kiss

i told my dad the joke “dad jokes are just mom jokes that a man repeated louder” and he thought it was hilarious. he turned to my mother, intending to relay the joke to her, and a bare second after he opened his mouth i watched it dawn on his face that he was about to become the subject of the joke. when i tell you that man was slackjawed as he turned back to me, like he had an entire life altering realization in the span of about 20 seconds.

When you touch a boy’s face and he leans into it like a cat, reblog if you agree

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there