Do you sleep still?

uh oh guys

I'm back from the dead to share with you folks that I just learned that the OG N64 copy of Ocarina of Time I've been playing since 1998 is a 1.0 release and I'm freaking the fuck out about this because on top of this it's a gray cartridge and most of the 1.0 cartridges released on gold carts (as 1.1 released literally 3 days after 1.0) so it's a much more rare release and I'm gonna fucking cum

My mom passed away.

once upon a time there was this really mean guy named Ganondorf. like he was a straight up bastard. super evil. anyway, one day, he smiled, and all of his friends were like "ooo: what is you doin'" and he was "not even anything finish your flapjacks philip" and then suddenly Hyrule was ON FIRE and everything bad that could happen DID happen like Ganondorf is the reason why motion-sensor sinks turn the water off before you're done using them and everyone really hated him for it, especially this little twink elfboy named Link who said to Ganondorf, "can you fucking stop bro" and then Ganondorf was like "no" and then he dabbed and then Link was really furious. not because Hyrule was on fire or there was evil spreading around or whatever but because Ganondorf had that look, you know the one, the "I-leave-my-shopping-cart-sideways-in-the-parking-lot" look. so Link decided to pull out his Master Sword which is like a sacred blade of legend that glows with mysterious power and apparently there's a spirit imbued within the blade that says schwing in the most annoying way imaginable every time Link pulls it out and Ganondorf said "wow. compensating much?" and then this started a war. but not like a cool war. a really stupid one. nothing but missed swings, dramatic pauses that went on too long and Ganondorf explaining his evil plan in such a confusing way that even he got lost and had to start over twice. eventually Zelda showed up and said "can you two please stop you're being so embarrassing..." and then Ganondorf burst into flames instantly. nobody knows why. Link won, technically, but he didn't feel good about it because the sinks were still motion-sensor. Hyrule was still kind of on fire. and Ganondorf's legacy lived on in every website that autoplays a video or music.

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In other news... Did you know that in Ocarina of Time, the armor for Ganondorf's Solid Black Gerudo Stallion has a horse face design on the front of his chanfron? Can ya see it?

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