stay winning woman wsyndrome

i used to think everyone in my family disliked me because i keep a distance but recently i have learned that they do quite like me because i am more normal than all of them. and i am more normal than all of them because i don't fucking hang out with them lol

my mom keeps telling me my aunt who moved in across the street from my office wants to see me and spend time with me and i need to call her and i'm just like..... No..... if i wanna hang out with her i will. like sorry to be rude but my mom is literally in the same breath complaining about said aunt being clingy and trexting way too much. but you know what. i just looked out my office window and saw her ginormous dog so maybe i'll go say hi.... someday.,,, to the dog

the office crows have started realizing me outside = peanuts!! hooray!!! they even came up to my window sill