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made a new friend! her name is recreational nyquil 

Boooo I’m tired of microcelebrity drug abuse

i made you up in my head

Your "package" "came" in the "male" You say?

EMERGENCY MEETING

#DIANASWEEP

"A ship can never truly love an anchor." dude shut up. a ship without an anchor gets dashed against the rocks. it's useless, completely at the whim of the currents. a ship loves an anchor so much it carries it everywhere it goes. the anchor gives the ship the world to love. dude.

Just started imagining a Necromancer using their magic to create undead for the sole purpose of creating a musical number and they need back up dancers for their song solo.

Ah yes, the necromancer subclass: necrodancer

multiclassing in bard

what if we were both bucks and you killed me but you died after because our antlers were locked together in the Missouri woods

I think that waould be fucked up

does dying intertwined with another through hate bring the same peace as doing it because of love. waht the deer doing

Dang I don’t know that sounds really gay

I dont wanna be a woodland animal OR die. Can we get rid of that stuff but keep the being gay part

sean i have great news

Whats that :)

archduke franz ferdinand has been shot in sarajevo!!