what do you mean I can't control everything, why not

every time something slips out of my control an angel dies

it is genuinely bewildering to me that adult human beings do not know this but if you are mean to people they will not like you. like tbh they are probably also not going to like you if you are mean to other people but they are definitely not going to like you if you are mean to them. it doesn’t matter if you are funny or if you can use r/aita rules to prove that you are in the right. people simply so not enjoy being treated like shit.

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

Blocking for being funnier than me

I hope celebs can feel it when im rpf speculating about them. Like a shiver running down their spine like someone walked over their grave.

i love making art

-1hp

-1hp

-1hp

-1hp

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there’s a japanese radish just below this post but you can’t reach it

my upward spiral

tornado 🌪

Why is this heat so hot 😩

It’s the heat

Source?

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

don't worry kitten daddy got it

start worrying kitten daddy fucked up