what do you mean I can't control everything, why not

every time something slips out of my control an angel dies

every time i remember that photo of the little inuk girl with her puppy i engage in inconsolable hysterics

Comfy even

oh fuck yum

Every post in 2014 was like this

breakfastless behavior

your number one priority should be your tumblr mutual. your second priority nothing. there is nothing else

chatgpt is a threat to the symbiotic relationship between fanfic writers and their betas. we are losing our traditions. eradicate the soulless machine and ask your friend who has a full time job and 3 kids to annotate your omegaverse fanfiction like any other responsible adult.

(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs

The bar for what a normal post is on this site is so fucked compared to everywhere else

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord

pickup line: do you think i’m worthy of being saved

my dead wife is boring as fuck and all of my flashbacks are of her farting loud

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins