Limos are such a stupid status symbol. Like yeah I'm rich. Did you see how long my car

Weirds me out that domestic pigs can look like that. I always expect them to look like boars. Not pink and naked.

The point of anti-acne products isn't because of beauty standards, its because acne hurts like hell and can get infected

It's like when people call sunscreen or deodorant beauty products. Like maybe in some cases but most people don't want to smell bad or have skin cancer

@toesuckler

Me, you, and tumblr user toesuckler

having anti role models is a beautiful thing. it's not easy to live up to someone else's behavior but it is easy to lasso yourself into behaving right when you realize you're reminding yourself of the worst person youve ever met in your entire life

we are witnessing the gentrification of the term "tumblr sexyman" in real time and it is extremely disappointing. like no, live-action white boy #265 played by ryan gosling isn't a tumblr sexyman. i can't believe i have to say this but if it wouldn't get you shoved into a locker it probably isn't a sexyman

Reblog if you also hope that the Chinese people can eat delicious fruit

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink