i come with knives, to love you

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

whoopss sorry i slipped up and hinted at the great darkness that roils within me. won't happen again

international cut your hair like your icon day how screwed are you 

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

okay. breathe. listen to my voice. can you tell me five things in this room you can fuck?

okay great. now list me four things in this room you can kill.

beautiful. there you go. okay. now: tell me three things you can impose unjust taxes on.

almost done. can you list two things you could shove in a pipe and smoke?

last one: one thing you could use as a makeshift weapon?

why are you still crying

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

person (non-practicing)