hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

revealing your scaring the hoes type interests early on in a relationship is a good way to secure only hoes of bravery and fortitude that will craft horrible dreams and beautiful nightmares with you

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

how to tell mutual they intrigue me greatly and i would be honoured to be allowed to grow a friendship where i may study them up close without saying any of that

so much tagging of house md fics with the tag emotional constipation. the man is on enough opiates to kill a horse. where is the literal constipation tag

the best thing a man can be is gay and suicidal and miserable and utterly unlikable and unpleasant to be around and prone to addiction and abused and traumatized and not breaking the cycle and

whoopss sorry i slipped up and hinted at the great darkness that roils within me. won't happen again

you have to love trans women more than you hate transmisogyny, you have to love jews more than you hate antisemitism, you have to love Black people more than you hate white supremacy, you have to love Indigenous people more than you hate colonialism, you have to love the disabled and mentally ill more than you hate ableism, you have to love. you have to love.

Imagine being named Robert Chase. What are you chasing? The approval and love from your parents? The childhood you've lost? Too bad. HAIR BEGONE!