she strange on my things til i happen

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Oh fucking fuck pride month is ruined!

This post is like a fucking rosetta stone I've had the same theme song tagged in at least 6 languages so far

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

This is just what print ads looked like in the 80s and 90s. Slap a logo on their for the new Business Chair of 1997 and you're essentially done.

some of y’all never close your eyes in the sun and allow it to envelop you in feelings of peace and contentment and it shows

i imagine being medicated would feel good as fuck. unfortunately i have to rawdog whatever's wrong with me

Ancient Mesopotamian steampunk guy wearing a hat with a bunch of levers and inclined planes stuck to it.

Was not expecting this many of you to resonate with Millennium Death Plinko

you know it’s been a while since i posted some really solid 0-noters but i’m back at it as of today