oblivion is an abysmal game and everyone should play it

Farewell!

The comedic timing in this is Oscar worthy

Bimbo qualities

babe wake up new flavor of imposter syndrome dropped

white boy summer getting an early start i see

love how that lady in the bg doesnt even notice him

No one commenting on his padawan braid?

what the FUCK

visited a physical therapist today re: my messed up back.  we established that I am shockingly flexible in the psoas but I, quote, “have to work on my glute stability”.  that’s right: I’ve been diagnosed with weak butt.

I’m a weak-ass artist (an artist with a weak ass).  I’ve got ifs and ands but no butt.  all of my gluteuses are minimus.  I have an inferior posterior.  my rear’s in arrears.  my buns are underbaked.  I’d say it’ll be the end of my back, but to be fair that’s all an ass is already.  alright I’m done

You’ve been sitting on those a while haven’t you

POINTS AT YOU.  YES.

That’s fair.

Someone finally said it

For the love of god, PLEASE UNMUTE!!!

ptarmigan: [in a deep, croaking voice] awow awow awow awow awow awow awow. awow. awow. awow… awow… bup bup bup bup bup bup. pow. pow. pow.

children’s hospital uniform

ok guys open the door to my cage.. i was just kidding before ill behave this time

ok guys open the door to my cage.. i was just kidding the last two times ill behave this time

The way the machine pauses like “should I do this?” before it draws the circle

No matter how much Osmosis Jones yaoi you draw it still takes place inside Bill Murray.

this is like seeing the tip of an iceberg drift past me, & i know theres some weird shit at the bottom of that iceberg but im just not going to make myself look any deeper than the tip today. thank you for this glimpse into your world op