babygirl I'm bothered by noises you wouldn't even hear

there’s a guy in my neighborhood with a cyber truck and i see him standing around it sometimes in the morning and when i do i always make it a point to walk right by him and then start checking out the completely normal car next to it. and the second or third time he shot me a look that said “i know what you’re doing motherfucker”. absolute best moment of that week.

There's a guy with a cybertruck in my small ass rural southern town, and there's a private local facebook page where all the country guys with jacked up pickups (or any pickup actually capable of doing hauling and work) just park directly beside it to take pictures making fun of how small and inferior the cybertruck is to any real truck and it pisses the guy off SO bad

this is my buddy joey, we consider him a lesser form of life

a lot of you need better friends

just fuck my shit up

'do you think you're superior for not using AI in your work' thank you for asking! yes i do

Cheating at chess by fucking the queen and halfway through the game she gives birth to a whole new piece no one has ever seen before.

The thing is, when museums and cultural institutions or researchers adopt memes in a "How do you do, fellow kids" way, that's adorable like my grandma when she's misusing emojis. However when some megacorp does it to sell me evil products or some influencer is trying to get me to buy nonsense skincare mud or cyberpunk looking face masks or weightloss pills, I think that's evil incarnate and their name goes into the Death Note (very mindful, very demure)

Remembering when I went over to my female teacher's house in 5th grade and saw that she lived with another female teacher & went home going "wow, so teachers really do all live together!" & then my family had to explain to me what lesbians are