Renaissance Woman

you all have permission to come to my funeral and give wildly conflicting accounts of my life

Please. I want nothing more than to be shrouded in a confusing mesh of myth and fact

I love how stars are billions of miles apart and we’re like “that’s a soup ladle”.

The show earned sixteen nominations when there’s only thirteen eligible categories. That’s the most Alexander Hamilton thing I’ve ever heard.

If you want to ignore me and deposit $500 into my paypal account that’s cool too.

if a demon possessed me I’d just b like ok take it from here good luck man

this is the most magical thing I’ve ever seen

“Parvati scowled and removed a large ornamental butterfly from the end of her plait” (pg. 247, The Goblet of Fire)

The human body is 70% water so we’re basically cucumbers with anxiety.

#fucked up a perfectly good cucumber is what you did

Excuse you, with the amount of salt and alcohol I consume, I am clearly a pickle.