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YOUR EMAIL FINDS ME ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE

Knightposting this princessposting that WHO IS TILLING THE FIELDS

dude i told my knight no snuggles because i had to sign a treaty and he slammed his visor down in a huff and now he wont talk to me 🤦🤦 oooomgggg bro🤦🤦🤦

my sellout nostalgia band is better than your sellout nostalgia band, yeah mine has clowns and puppy play

your sellout band has nfts and ai, mine has dystopian yaoi

being a teenage girl thru the rotten times of aheago hoodie femboy memes belle delphine begone thot attack helicopter should result in some kind of financial compensation if not the right to kill

using gluten-free potato flour, chickpea water, artificial sweetener, lactose-free milk, and that ‘cant believe it’s not butter’ shit to make what scientists are calling “improbable cake”

this sounds improbable. can i have a slice?

unlikely

So does it really exist? Or is it a lie??

Two things can be real.

Please do not continue to question the probability of my statistically aberrant cake

Ellen is explicitly and intentionally the HERO of the story, who is not fighting against her "abuser" but a literal evil undead sorcerer who she accidentally-on-purpose summoned to her side with her literal spiritual powers and metaphorical struggles with accepting her own dark side and repressed desires in a time period where women were to be seen and not heard. On some level she IS attracted to him and Orlok is open and determined about his desire for her. He is the antithesis of the strict and judgemental society in which Ellen is forced to exist. If he wants something he simply goes after it and leaves a trail of destruction in his wake, and finding power and sauve seduction alluring is part of the DNA of the story of Dracula/Nosferatu. This is not monsterfuckers """romanticizing""" anything. It is explicit and intentional on the part of the director and actors. Argue with the wall

THIS!!!!!!

girl shocked to discover that inaction can have consequences too

local woman disgusted to learn that choosing not to decide or act is, in itself, a choice

this is the single best description i have ever heard for a cat

Thailand legalising weed for the entire country all at once, was lowkey such a funny event because literally everyone went crazy with it. They were putting weed in everything, man, we had weed fried chicken, weed omelette, weed soda, weed lotion, weed popcorn, tempura weed, it was insane. They were putting weed in fucking everything they could think of even shit that you're not eating, they were putting marijuana in like lipbalm.

Hooked up with a British guy once and he said "awh that's propah" while I ate his ass