Hispanic! At The Disco

what if i straight up email this to matt mercer right now

i got you

Basically, when the people writing Scripture tried to describe what they saw when they saw an angel… they run into the end of their imagination… they can never quite seem to fully explain it because they had trouble even comprehending what they saw, let alone being able to describe it to someone else. 

Angel: “WHAT PART OF FEAR NOT ARE YOU NOT UNDERSTANDING?”

Maybe that’s why so many Christians see visions of Saints or the Virgin Mary instead…like Jesus is all…no, no see being human made me realize sending Angels might not be the best idea. I don’t know if humans can handle this. So I’m gonna just send mom

Mary: Fine. I’m on it.

God: …To be fair, Australian wildlife was my dark creation phase.

Some lucky slime pride icons to bless your dashboard and your month. Happy pride! Feel free to use to your heart’s content. 

In short, we present IMMUNITY STAGS.

                        reinforce: “i don’t know. i think it was some anime stuff.”

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Blackwatch

genji takes a huge bong rip and dies

Villainous Teams 

I tolerate any treatment. Like I solo queue sometimes, and I’ll put up with anything. I’ll play  a game from some garbage publisher - you know, I don’t wanna name an actual publisher so let’s just make one up; let’s call it ‘Activision Blizzard’ So I’ll buy a game from ‘Activision Blizzard’ and I’ll show up at the story department and I’ll go, ‘Can we have representative heroes please?’ And they go, ‘No. The new hero is delayed nine months.’ And I go, ‘Okaaay!’ And then I go to the bathroom. And then I come out of the bathroom and I go, ‘Any updates?’ and they go ‘Yeah, we made the new hero a fucking hamster. Because we hate you. Now take this professional talent pipeline that doesn’t work, go fetch!’ And I go ‘Okaaay!’ and I go over to Contenders and go, ‘Can T2 players have livable salaries?’ and they go ‘NO!’ And I go ‘Okaaay!’ And they go, ‘You’re a Symmetra onetrick, aren’t you?’ And I go ‘Nooo,’ and they go ‘SAY IT!’ and I go ‘I’m a Symmetra onetrick!.’ And then I go over to the Blizzard Help Desk, which is an oxymoron, and I go, ‘Can I please play a video game?’ and they go ‘No! In fact, we’re gonna fill the game with boosters! And you’re gonna be stuck in queue for thirty years!’ And I go ‘Why are you doing this to me?!’ And they go, ‘Because we’re Activision Bliiiizzard, and life is a fucking nightmare!’

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