Scream Into Le Void

"MAKE YOUR OWN PATH: Commission based marketing/sales position. Invest your own blood and start making money in 6 months! (stop reporting us as a scam)"

"JOIN ICE. TERRORIZE YOUR NEIGHBORS: $5k signing bonus for first constitutional violation!"

"Be a cop: please?"

"TRAIN YOUR REPLACEMENT NOW: Help improve AI! Kill the planet."

"We are hiring an engineer but using the wrong job title: Find out at the bottom of the description under 'Skills necessary.'"

"Hey we're hiring! *wink wink nudge nudge* Oh! So sorry we don't think you're a good fit/we just filed the position, but actually the job listing was fake the entire time because we get a tax cut for having an unfilled position!

"Oh good you are perfectly suited for this job and have all the skills, but you don't have a Masters Degree and we need you to have that for our entry level job so we can't hire you."

"You have some of the skills and the right mindset for learning new ones, but we don't want to train you lol."

Now that that's out of the way.

By the gods, the boonie side of me that grew up around hunting culture can't stop looking at this and thinking that is a suboptimal shot.

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