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@child-of-the-web

I can hardly believe it either... oh, this is going to be magnificent. Months of planning... and I have just a little surprise.

anyway, if i had any cooking skills, i’d make you breakfast, but i don’t think electrocuting something would be a good wedding gift, so… can i make you tea? what kind would you like?

You're adorable. Tea sounds lovely. Some chai, if you'd like some too?

[after another brief kiss, she leaves to go to the kitchen.]

[after a brief pause:] i love you so much, anansi, you know that?

I love you too, meri jaan.

so, should we go over the plan for getting there and setting up and everything? i want to make sure i don’t miss anything.

Alright. I'll drive us there - there's, like, changing areas set up there, proper ones, so we can do the "you can't see what the bride is wearing" tradition. I know the others are getting there themselves, so they'll be there by... 5, I believe. We'll get there by 4.30 to get ready. Um.. am I forgetting anything?

Did you want to do anything specific? Or we could just.. lounge in bed, honestly.

[They smiled and rested their head on top of hers.]

that sounds wonderful!

[They smiled at her, walking back into the bedroom.]

you pick what to read. i just want to listen to your voice for a while.

Some nostalgia, maybe?

that’s wonderful… first one you read to me, right? that was nice… it’s always nice, but i still remember that first time like it was yesterday. i felt so… safe. still do, obviously, but you know what i mean.

That was the aim, love. God, I was so head over heels for you, even on that first meeting....

You were what- darling, the coat I wore to that date cost upwards of a thousand pounds. I'm pretty certain it's still buried in the mud by the lake, actually. Believe me, I was besotted just as much before we met.

Don't feel bad about it, darling. You're worth a million damn coats. I love you so much.

i love you too… you’re incredible… and very tolerant of all the things that wouldn’t make me very touchable to a normal person. you know, the water… and the leeches, of course…

[He pulled her closer.]

The spiders have wanted us to get married since they met you.

you know, i don’t think you’ve spoken to my leeches a lot. they’re always around you, obviously, but… there hasn’t been a lot of conversation. maybe that could happen sometime!

That would be fun. I'd love to talk to your leeches.

Absolutely. What do I have to do?

ah. he can hear us now, can’t he? it’s lovely to speak with you, anansi. we look forward to the ceremony this evening.

It's- lovely to speak to you too. As do I, believe me. I'm the luckiest man alive.

If I were ever to hurt her, I think Basra has first dibs on killing me in revenge, but I'm sure you'll work it out.

[her hand returns to anansi’s chest, and eventually, the collective murmurs fade back out. she looks back up at them fondly.] they’re sweet, aren’t they? they’re quite… formal, but i promise they really do love you.

Now, shall we read, princess?

[she nestles into their side, resting her cheek on their shoulder.]

that was nice... made me sleepy, though... what time is it? should we be getting ready to leave now, or..?

Sandwiches sound good for lunch, princess? We have dinner reservations at the Ivy, so I figure we don't want anything too heavy.

[she buries her face into the crook of their neck, seemingly forgetting that they’ll have to get up in order to make lunch.]

[They sighed and just picked her up, carrying her along with them to the kitchen.]

[They handed her a plate and took one for themselves.]

this is lovely, anansi, thank you! we haven't even left yet, and today's going so well! i think it's you. you make every day good.

They do this :3

SPRING WEDDING. NOW.

i got a girlfriend btw <33 two of them <3333

oh, and i think my fiancée (!!!!) has some experience with leitners… in more of a traumatizing way, though, so i don’t necessarily want to rope them into this, but i’ll see if i can find way to ask about them without getting too personal about it! let me know what you think, and best of luck caving!! :DD

@child-of-the-web

I can hardly believe it either... oh, this is going to be magnificent. Months of planning... and I have just a little surprise.

anyway, if i had any cooking skills, i’d make you breakfast, but i don’t think electrocuting something would be a good wedding gift, so… can i make you tea? what kind would you like?

You're adorable. Tea sounds lovely. Some chai, if you'd like some too?

[after another brief kiss, she leaves to go to the kitchen.]

[after a brief pause:] i love you so much, anansi, you know that?

I love you too, meri jaan.

so, should we go over the plan for getting there and setting up and everything? i want to make sure i don’t miss anything.

Alright. I'll drive us there - there's, like, changing areas set up there, proper ones, so we can do the "you can't see what the bride is wearing" tradition. I know the others are getting there themselves, so they'll be there by... 5, I believe. We'll get there by 4.30 to get ready. Um.. am I forgetting anything?

Did you want to do anything specific? Or we could just.. lounge in bed, honestly.

[They smiled and rested their head on top of hers.]

that sounds wonderful!

[They smiled at her, walking back into the bedroom.]

you pick what to read. i just want to listen to your voice for a while.

Some nostalgia, maybe?

that’s wonderful… first one you read to me, right? that was nice… it’s always nice, but i still remember that first time like it was yesterday. i felt so… safe. still do, obviously, but you know what i mean.

That was the aim, love. God, I was so head over heels for you, even on that first meeting....

You were what- darling, the coat I wore to that date cost upwards of a thousand pounds. I'm pretty certain it's still buried in the mud by the lake, actually. Believe me, I was besotted just as much before we met.

Don't feel bad about it, darling. You're worth a million damn coats. I love you so much.

i love you too… you’re incredible… and very tolerant of all the things that wouldn’t make me very touchable to a normal person. you know, the water… and the leeches, of course…

[He pulled her closer.]

The spiders have wanted us to get married since they met you.

you know, i don’t think you’ve spoken to my leeches a lot. they’re always around you, obviously, but… there hasn’t been a lot of conversation. maybe that could happen sometime!

That would be fun. I'd love to talk to your leeches.

Absolutely. What do I have to do?

ah. he can hear us now, can’t he? it’s lovely to speak with you, anansi. we look forward to the ceremony this evening.

It's- lovely to speak to you too. As do I, believe me. I'm the luckiest man alive.

If I were ever to hurt her, I think Basra has first dibs on killing me in revenge, but I'm sure you'll work it out.

[her hand returns to anansi’s chest, and eventually, the collective murmurs fade back out. she looks back up at them fondly.] they’re sweet, aren’t they? they’re quite… formal, but i promise they really do love you.

Now, shall we read, princess?

[she nestles into their side, resting her cheek on their shoulder.]

that was nice... made me sleepy, though... what time is it? should we be getting ready to leave now, or..?

Sandwiches sound good for lunch, princess? We have dinner reservations at the Ivy, so I figure we don't want anything too heavy.

[she buries her face into the crook of their neck, seemingly forgetting that they’ll have to get up in order to make lunch.]

[They sighed and just picked her up, carrying her along with them to the kitchen.]

@child-of-the-web

I can hardly believe it either... oh, this is going to be magnificent. Months of planning... and I have just a little surprise.

anyway, if i had any cooking skills, i’d make you breakfast, but i don’t think electrocuting something would be a good wedding gift, so… can i make you tea? what kind would you like?

You're adorable. Tea sounds lovely. Some chai, if you'd like some too?

[after another brief kiss, she leaves to go to the kitchen.]

[after a brief pause:] i love you so much, anansi, you know that?

I love you too, meri jaan.

so, should we go over the plan for getting there and setting up and everything? i want to make sure i don’t miss anything.

Alright. I'll drive us there - there's, like, changing areas set up there, proper ones, so we can do the "you can't see what the bride is wearing" tradition. I know the others are getting there themselves, so they'll be there by... 5, I believe. We'll get there by 4.30 to get ready. Um.. am I forgetting anything?

Did you want to do anything specific? Or we could just.. lounge in bed, honestly.

[They smiled and rested their head on top of hers.]

that sounds wonderful!

[They smiled at her, walking back into the bedroom.]

you pick what to read. i just want to listen to your voice for a while.

Some nostalgia, maybe?

that’s wonderful… first one you read to me, right? that was nice… it’s always nice, but i still remember that first time like it was yesterday. i felt so… safe. still do, obviously, but you know what i mean.

That was the aim, love. God, I was so head over heels for you, even on that first meeting....

You were what- darling, the coat I wore to that date cost upwards of a thousand pounds. I'm pretty certain it's still buried in the mud by the lake, actually. Believe me, I was besotted just as much before we met.

Don't feel bad about it, darling. You're worth a million damn coats. I love you so much.

i love you too… you’re incredible… and very tolerant of all the things that wouldn’t make me very touchable to a normal person. you know, the water… and the leeches, of course…

[He pulled her closer.]

The spiders have wanted us to get married since they met you.

you know, i don’t think you’ve spoken to my leeches a lot. they’re always around you, obviously, but… there hasn’t been a lot of conversation. maybe that could happen sometime!

That would be fun. I'd love to talk to your leeches.

Absolutely. What do I have to do?

ah. he can hear us now, can’t he? it’s lovely to speak with you, anansi. we look forward to the ceremony this evening.

It's- lovely to speak to you too. As do I, believe me. I'm the luckiest man alive.

If I were ever to hurt her, I think Basra has first dibs on killing me in revenge, but I'm sure you'll work it out.

[her hand returns to anansi’s chest, and eventually, the collective murmurs fade back out. she looks back up at them fondly.] they’re sweet, aren’t they? they’re quite… formal, but i promise they really do love you.

Now, shall we read, princess?

[she nestles into their side, resting her cheek on their shoulder.]

that was nice... made me sleepy, though... what time is it? should we be getting ready to leave now, or..?

Sandwiches sound good for lunch, princess? We have dinner reservations at the Ivy, so I figure we don't want anything too heavy.

[she buries her face into the crook of their neck, seemingly forgetting that they’ll have to get up in order to make lunch.]

@child-of-the-web

I can hardly believe it either... oh, this is going to be magnificent. Months of planning... and I have just a little surprise.

anyway, if i had any cooking skills, i’d make you breakfast, but i don’t think electrocuting something would be a good wedding gift, so… can i make you tea? what kind would you like?

You're adorable. Tea sounds lovely. Some chai, if you'd like some too?

[after another brief kiss, she leaves to go to the kitchen.]

[after a brief pause:] i love you so much, anansi, you know that?

I love you too, meri jaan.

so, should we go over the plan for getting there and setting up and everything? i want to make sure i don’t miss anything.

Alright. I'll drive us there - there's, like, changing areas set up there, proper ones, so we can do the "you can't see what the bride is wearing" tradition. I know the others are getting there themselves, so they'll be there by... 5, I believe. We'll get there by 4.30 to get ready. Um.. am I forgetting anything?

Did you want to do anything specific? Or we could just.. lounge in bed, honestly.

[They smiled and rested their head on top of hers.]

that sounds wonderful!

[They smiled at her, walking back into the bedroom.]

you pick what to read. i just want to listen to your voice for a while.

Some nostalgia, maybe?

that’s wonderful… first one you read to me, right? that was nice… it’s always nice, but i still remember that first time like it was yesterday. i felt so… safe. still do, obviously, but you know what i mean.

That was the aim, love. God, I was so head over heels for you, even on that first meeting....

You were what- darling, the coat I wore to that date cost upwards of a thousand pounds. I'm pretty certain it's still buried in the mud by the lake, actually. Believe me, I was besotted just as much before we met.

Don't feel bad about it, darling. You're worth a million damn coats. I love you so much.

i love you too… you’re incredible… and very tolerant of all the things that wouldn’t make me very touchable to a normal person. you know, the water… and the leeches, of course…

[He pulled her closer.]

The spiders have wanted us to get married since they met you.

you know, i don’t think you’ve spoken to my leeches a lot. they’re always around you, obviously, but… there hasn’t been a lot of conversation. maybe that could happen sometime!

That would be fun. I'd love to talk to your leeches.

Absolutely. What do I have to do?

ah. he can hear us now, can’t he? it’s lovely to speak with you, anansi. we look forward to the ceremony this evening.

It's- lovely to speak to you too. As do I, believe me. I'm the luckiest man alive.

If I were ever to hurt her, I think Basra has first dibs on killing me in revenge, but I'm sure you'll work it out.

[her hand returns to anansi’s chest, and eventually, the collective murmurs fade back out. she looks back up at them fondly.] they’re sweet, aren’t they? they’re quite… formal, but i promise they really do love you.

Now, shall we read, princess?

[she nestles into their side, resting her cheek on their shoulder.]

that was nice... made me sleepy, though... what time is it? should we be getting ready to leave now, or..?

@child-of-the-web

I can hardly believe it either... oh, this is going to be magnificent. Months of planning... and I have just a little surprise.

anyway, if i had any cooking skills, i’d make you breakfast, but i don’t think electrocuting something would be a good wedding gift, so… can i make you tea? what kind would you like?

You're adorable. Tea sounds lovely. Some chai, if you'd like some too?

[after another brief kiss, she leaves to go to the kitchen.]

[after a brief pause:] i love you so much, anansi, you know that?

I love you too, meri jaan.

so, should we go over the plan for getting there and setting up and everything? i want to make sure i don’t miss anything.

Alright. I'll drive us there - there's, like, changing areas set up there, proper ones, so we can do the "you can't see what the bride is wearing" tradition. I know the others are getting there themselves, so they'll be there by... 5, I believe. We'll get there by 4.30 to get ready. Um.. am I forgetting anything?

Did you want to do anything specific? Or we could just.. lounge in bed, honestly.

[They smiled and rested their head on top of hers.]

that sounds wonderful!

[They smiled at her, walking back into the bedroom.]

you pick what to read. i just want to listen to your voice for a while.

Some nostalgia, maybe?

that’s wonderful… first one you read to me, right? that was nice… it’s always nice, but i still remember that first time like it was yesterday. i felt so… safe. still do, obviously, but you know what i mean.

That was the aim, love. God, I was so head over heels for you, even on that first meeting....

You were what- darling, the coat I wore to that date cost upwards of a thousand pounds. I'm pretty certain it's still buried in the mud by the lake, actually. Believe me, I was besotted just as much before we met.

Don't feel bad about it, darling. You're worth a million damn coats. I love you so much.

i love you too… you’re incredible… and very tolerant of all the things that wouldn’t make me very touchable to a normal person. you know, the water… and the leeches, of course…

[He pulled her closer.]

The spiders have wanted us to get married since they met you.

you know, i don’t think you’ve spoken to my leeches a lot. they’re always around you, obviously, but… there hasn’t been a lot of conversation. maybe that could happen sometime!

That would be fun. I'd love to talk to your leeches.

Absolutely. What do I have to do?

ah. he can hear us now, can’t he? it’s lovely to speak with you, anansi. we look forward to the ceremony this evening.

It's- lovely to speak to you too. As do I, believe me. I'm the luckiest man alive.

If I were ever to hurt her, I think Basra has first dibs on killing me in revenge, but I'm sure you'll work it out.

[her hand returns to anansi’s chest, and eventually, the collective murmurs fade back out. she looks back up at them fondly.] they’re sweet, aren’t they? they’re quite… formal, but i promise they really do love you.

Now, shall we read, princess?

[she nestles into their side, resting her cheek on their shoulder.]

My animals have all been bitten by radioactive spiders gang

@child-of-the-web

I can hardly believe it either... oh, this is going to be magnificent. Months of planning... and I have just a little surprise.

anyway, if i had any cooking skills, i’d make you breakfast, but i don’t think electrocuting something would be a good wedding gift, so… can i make you tea? what kind would you like?

You're adorable. Tea sounds lovely. Some chai, if you'd like some too?

[after another brief kiss, she leaves to go to the kitchen.]

[after a brief pause:] i love you so much, anansi, you know that?

I love you too, meri jaan.

so, should we go over the plan for getting there and setting up and everything? i want to make sure i don’t miss anything.

Alright. I'll drive us there - there's, like, changing areas set up there, proper ones, so we can do the "you can't see what the bride is wearing" tradition. I know the others are getting there themselves, so they'll be there by... 5, I believe. We'll get there by 4.30 to get ready. Um.. am I forgetting anything?

Did you want to do anything specific? Or we could just.. lounge in bed, honestly.

[They smiled and rested their head on top of hers.]

that sounds wonderful!

[They smiled at her, walking back into the bedroom.]

you pick what to read. i just want to listen to your voice for a while.

Some nostalgia, maybe?

that’s wonderful… first one you read to me, right? that was nice… it’s always nice, but i still remember that first time like it was yesterday. i felt so… safe. still do, obviously, but you know what i mean.

That was the aim, love. God, I was so head over heels for you, even on that first meeting....

You were what- darling, the coat I wore to that date cost upwards of a thousand pounds. I'm pretty certain it's still buried in the mud by the lake, actually. Believe me, I was besotted just as much before we met.

Don't feel bad about it, darling. You're worth a million damn coats. I love you so much.

i love you too… you’re incredible… and very tolerant of all the things that wouldn’t make me very touchable to a normal person. you know, the water… and the leeches, of course…

[He pulled her closer.]

The spiders have wanted us to get married since they met you.

you know, i don’t think you’ve spoken to my leeches a lot. they’re always around you, obviously, but… there hasn’t been a lot of conversation. maybe that could happen sometime!

That would be fun. I'd love to talk to your leeches.

Absolutely. What do I have to do?

ah. he can hear us now, can’t he? it’s lovely to speak with you, anansi. we look forward to the ceremony this evening.

It's- lovely to speak to you too. As do I, believe me. I'm the luckiest man alive.

If I were ever to hurt her, I think Basra has first dibs on killing me in revenge, but I'm sure you'll work it out.

[her hand returns to anansi’s chest, and eventually, the collective murmurs fade back out. she looks back up at them fondly.] they’re sweet, aren’t they? they’re quite… formal, but i promise they really do love you.

@child-of-the-web

I can hardly believe it either... oh, this is going to be magnificent. Months of planning... and I have just a little surprise.

anyway, if i had any cooking skills, i’d make you breakfast, but i don’t think electrocuting something would be a good wedding gift, so… can i make you tea? what kind would you like?

You're adorable. Tea sounds lovely. Some chai, if you'd like some too?

[after another brief kiss, she leaves to go to the kitchen.]

[after a brief pause:] i love you so much, anansi, you know that?

I love you too, meri jaan.

so, should we go over the plan for getting there and setting up and everything? i want to make sure i don’t miss anything.

Alright. I'll drive us there - there's, like, changing areas set up there, proper ones, so we can do the "you can't see what the bride is wearing" tradition. I know the others are getting there themselves, so they'll be there by... 5, I believe. We'll get there by 4.30 to get ready. Um.. am I forgetting anything?

Did you want to do anything specific? Or we could just.. lounge in bed, honestly.

[They smiled and rested their head on top of hers.]

that sounds wonderful!

[They smiled at her, walking back into the bedroom.]

you pick what to read. i just want to listen to your voice for a while.

Some nostalgia, maybe?

that’s wonderful… first one you read to me, right? that was nice… it’s always nice, but i still remember that first time like it was yesterday. i felt so… safe. still do, obviously, but you know what i mean.

That was the aim, love. God, I was so head over heels for you, even on that first meeting....

You were what- darling, the coat I wore to that date cost upwards of a thousand pounds. I'm pretty certain it's still buried in the mud by the lake, actually. Believe me, I was besotted just as much before we met.

Don't feel bad about it, darling. You're worth a million damn coats. I love you so much.

i love you too… you’re incredible… and very tolerant of all the things that wouldn’t make me very touchable to a normal person. you know, the water… and the leeches, of course…

[He pulled her closer.]

The spiders have wanted us to get married since they met you.

you know, i don’t think you’ve spoken to my leeches a lot. they’re always around you, obviously, but… there hasn’t been a lot of conversation. maybe that could happen sometime!

That would be fun. I'd love to talk to your leeches.

Absolutely. What do I have to do?

ah. he can hear us now, can’t he? it’s lovely to speak with you, anansi. we look forward to the ceremony this evening.

It's- lovely to speak to you too. As do I, believe me. I'm the luckiest man alive.