to exist is to survive unfair choices

I hate to admit it, but if I got 'advice' in this style, I'd be very hard pressed not to trust it implicitly.

Then you understand the value of my words and I trust you also carry the wisdom to give them the weight they so deserve. Now, cast your eyes across the table. See how that man grows fat on lifepoints... Lifepoints gained off of your efforts.

I miss sleeping next to someone

fucking idiot doesn’t even know the clone jutsu lol

I hate how fucking funny this is

i want to be a vampire so bad. it would open up a whole new world of procrastination. puts off finishing a novel for 100 years. i don’t do the dishes for 20. oh wait i don’t have dishes because i suck blood. another fucking win

what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you're stupid

i have some awful news. logic based games are also hard if you're stupid

what the fuck is an open relationship. die for me or go fuck yourself

someone should pay me to write about how my relationship with the mcu went from general enjoyment to excitement to apathy to outright hostility

There’s something truly exquisite about stories where the real tragedy is the price you paid to stand on top of the world

Hollow victories … sacrificing your humanity on the altar of what you perceive to be the greater good … the loneliness of godhood … regret for the person you used to be … the realisation that there is no way back … *chef’s kiss*