Coffee Stained Life

do you think whoever made the biohazard symbol was purposefully trying to create the coolest logo anyone would ever make 

u ever want to sit a man down and tell him straight up he is nowhere near as smart as he thinks he is

this is the polar opposite of Everybody Knows Shits Fucked

i didn’t know this til i looked up the video on youtube, but this dude is a super cool and accomplished musician! his name is Rushad Eggleston–wikipedia describes him as “an innovative musician who has changed the way the cello is played,“ but according to his personal website he’s a “cello goblin & otherworldly jester currently touring earth” 

finally some relatable content

this is the definition of performance art

i do not care for tofu but i appreciate this song

Finally we can appreciate the cello in all its glamour

Everyone’s favorite story of humanity affecting evolution!

@smashcut

she lets them feel her biceps

Game developers please take notes: when you allow for ‘muscular’ options for women, please give us arms that are at least this size! Not that dainty shit you keep pawning off on us.

…yeah, there’s something kinda hot about a woman who could rip you in half.

You can see the gay panic setting in on the one with the black skirt after she feels the bicep.

@mcpippypants

Honestly we really do need to go back to 2000s emo makeup I’m so exhausted with the current perfection trends let’s start bragging about how our eyeliner is going strong on day 3 again

Bring back grunge culture so I can just get out of bed and Go

Y’all should hear my “every day is a good day for blue eye makeup” diatribe

Fun fact as you go through college all the people majoring in any kind of math or engineering gradually forget how to do basic fucking arithmetic because their brain is full of the parts of math that you can’t do on a calculator in less than a second. Eventually if they’re cut off from their tech they pretty much have to ask an art major how long division works.

Seconded I helped my spouse with some math homework and could tell something was divisible by something else but could not actually factor it into existence woops

If you have billions of dollars it shouldn’t be a crime to steal from you. You’ve got enough money that your security should be your own responsibility and anyone who manages to swipe from your hoard deserves applause for besting a supervillain

Over a billion and you reach the social connotations that dragons have, as in stealing from you is considered a Challenge rather than a Crime

every time i have an inner transformation i pick up duolingo again

Millennial self change is marked by duolingo and meal prepping

no but it is potentially the start of the reverse happening, straights being put in the place of gay people, being kicked out of their homes and/or being killed because of their sexuality, if that starts it’ll set off a viscous loop that we may not be able to break out of

Boo straight people

Boo straight people

boo straight people

boo straight people

boo straight people

Omg the payoff for this post was incredible

dont let tumblr make you think its okay to live in florida

My boss emailed me from the back of the lecture I was also in and instead of typing :) she typed out (smile) which made me laugh embarrassingly loud in the middle of the talk

Accurate description, as judged by me, a PhD student