im actually so sleepy

the martian is about a commanding red headed lady saying "oh fuck that guy is in space let's get him let's grab him we need to acquire that guy from space and put him on earth we gotta we gotta." project hail mary is about a commanding red headed lady saying "jesus christ we need to punt that guy away from earth and into space with no hope of return asap he's gotta be Gone we must change his location from earth to space post haste here I've got my baseball bat ready."

I feel like every time we did standardized testing in school, we all said “I’m pretty sure I bombed that, that was tough. That was awful.” and I’m sure some of us meant it but I’m pretty sure a not insignificant percentage of the student population felt fine about their performance but didn’t want anyone else to feel bad and did not want to sound like a stuck up dickhead.

In all my years of schooling, I can’t think of one person who left end of grade exams or the SATs and was like “Wow, that was so fucking easy.”

And what if I said making out after a horror movie sounds fun?

this appearing on my feed right after watching the backrooms movie with my fellow butch (that I.... wouldn't mind doing this with) feels like a sign

The knight is doing her best to fend off the bandit ambush, so if the princess could please stop flashing her tits because it's "funny to distract her", that would be greatly appreciated

if you all support women's wrongs why aren't more of you insane abt judith? she did everything wrong

any song can be abt tlt if i'm the one listening to it