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the way people defend joining the military on this site is crazy because they'll just straight up lie

"most of the people enlisting have no idea what the military does" i promise you they know that the military kills people. it is not some big secret. it is perhaps what the military is best known for.

Stephen King character internal monologues: All that running and running and no one can get you in the end, Jackie-boy, can they? Except those goddamn coyotes will chase you up a tree and goawaygoawaygoaway tear your legs off. And the lady with the big tits won’t be able to save you because the coyotes got you and your leg is already spurting all that blood. Ayuh.

do it scared do it stupid do it alone etc etc but don’t do it hungry. eat a snack first

Nothing wrong with keeping it simple! But the least I'd do is add a bearskin rug, a wine rack of vintages with 3 digit ages, a gallery of legendary armaments collected throughout history, and a mountain of gold and gems on which to relax!

My greatest advice to aspiring cat owners is to never buy them expensive or elaborate toys because you have no control over what they choose to find entertaining. It will almost always be so dumb.