I am true

the best thing about taking exams in college is that once you’re done you can leave right away to go cry

Well now I can correctly moonwalk away from uncomfortable situations

Because everyone deserves to know how to do a mean moonwalk.

guYS THIS IS IMPORTANT

I definitely reblogged this sitting down not getting up to do the moonwalk at all

Can we leave all the “psychiatric medication is bad, evil and unnecessary” discourse in 2017 where it belongs and fucking accept that the brain is an organ that can get sick and need treatment just like any other part of the body?

Yeah I reblogged this 3x in a row. It was on purpose. Fight me.

i dont need a date i need cash

You don’t! She’s obvs not an item, but a new party member, so maybe you were looking in the wrong menu all along ?

what if websites had closing hours

cause of death: second hand embarrassment 

Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings

This is actually because it activates your vagus nerve! Basically your body goes “we are so upset! We must be injured! Where???? On the inside guts! Those are confusing and hard to differentiate!!! Confusing guts are hurt!”