tumblr? in this economy?

"sound of the summer is this song" WRONG. its cicadas

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

ted lasso season four episode subplot where roy is waiting for an important call from phoebe’s school so his phone volume has to stay on but it dings incessantly because jamie keeps sending him heated rivalry edits

if it wouldn’t completely break the fabric of their fictional world, jamie would 100% be sending jude bellingham/erling haaland edits too. he would text roy “sorry my omega pheromones destroyed your knee” and roy would stare at the message for ten seconds and put his phone away because he really doesn’t have the bandwidth to tackle that one rn

I dont know about you guys but to me the term "Boys will be Boys" is actually about whatever dumb shit the Richmond team on Ted Lasso was doing