Bella

80 thousand dollars. for palestinian children. that’s literally lifesaving. if u can, keep donating to pcrf here and keep talking and sharing. from the river to the sea 🇵🇸❤️

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

“I asked chatGPT” well I asked my friend Tao Yang and he is standing about 10 seconds away and is going to run at you screaming

idk why people get super pedantic about the movie logic in Home Alone and start and try to pick it apart, because like, its a Christmas movie about a child accidentally being left home alone, the premise isn't exactly asking us to suspend our disbelief that much, and yet nearly every single "gotcha" question I see people bring up about this film is literally answered within the first 15 minutes :/

also he accidentally stole a toothbrush from the store and when you're eight years old that means the police are going to put you in jail forever

LET ME LOSE ALL OF MY HOPE IN PEACE WILL YOU?!! STOP DRAGGING ME BACK!

"impulse buy" (noun) anything I have been low-key thinking about purchasing for 3 months, an item that subsequently spent 24-48 hours in my cart as I went through each and every state of grief, and which I then bought, in a desperate, the-guilt-can't-get-me-if-I'm-fast-enough rush.

The corporate version of “hey OP what the FUCK does this mean”

“abandonment issues girl x devoted til death boy” trope my beloved

reposting for my writing and creative community!

WOAH just saw spiderman eating pizza on a roof

oh shit he ate the whole thing . he just like me frfr

spiderman just left the pizza box on the roof but then came back a minute later and clearly felt bad for littering so now hes swinging through downtown holding an empty pizza box

hes hit a street light

he's swinging away now clearly very embarrassed and he thinks nobody saw it. i saw you spiderman

fuck

He's got all the papparazzi and media attention of a goddamn royal with approximately nine bucks to his name.