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there is nothing more freeing and fun than running a hornyblog, specifically as a fetishist. so many horny people are truly missing out on the experience of being delightfully weird in good company. slamming reblog on a sexy person in niche costume who wants you to add your two cents in the tags (even if, no, especially if it’s just you losing your mind making animal noises?) it’s such a beautiful thing to be collecting/posting stuff that is so extremely tailored to your own sexual interests that you forget anyone else in the world exists, but there will always be people who are actually here to see what you dig regardless. giving your hoard of freak-os daily updates in your own personal spank digest so that all your friends know what you’re jorking it to - like letterboxd for porn or goodreads for erotica. not even hesitating to drop your deepest, weirdest, inner fantasies like it’s just casual conversation. yeah, I wish I was tim curry - but I’m tim curry as a mad scientist/confectioner who tests wonka-esque experimental hiccup-inducing candy on unwilling participants by way of bound forcefeeding. my buddy over here wants to get alien-impregnated with eggs that explode in patterns that are only predictable through rigorous mathematic equation. no joke, in the past year I have scored TWO separate ghostbusters kink commissions, both of which involve degradation being dished out by a sultry bill murray. we are creating erotica that is so silly, so absurd, that our friends are either laughing along with us, or shamelessly agreeing that it floats their fucked-up little boat. we are the monty pythons of the sexuality spectrum. nothing is off the table. tmi is out the window. actually, nothing and tmi are a yuri couple fucking each other crazy style on the table and through the window. for all I know, tmi stands for TELL ME, ICON! nobody gives a shit. everybody gives a shit. death to shame. death to secrecy. fetishposting is a wonderful, wonderful thing.

“This kink is problematic when you think about it” ohhhhhh shit ok lemme head on over to the kink store and trade these kinks in for one that make my jackoff fantasies morally superior

feedism is doing math while sexting

im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting

@funnier-as-a-feedist