Classically trained chubby chaser

ID: a digital drawing of a man in scrubs sitting on a wheeled stool, serenely smiling with his elbow on a rolling cart, where a tablet is flipped open to show an approximation of the Lord Farquaad screensaver. end ID

Reblogging this bc it’s making rounds again

That’s why I store it all around me 24/7. Always good to be prepared for a doting FFA.

"oh I ate too much" "I gotta unbutton my pants" "oof I overdid it" "my stomach feels so heavy" that is flirting you are flirting and you are a slut. smh

We need more vampire feedism stories where the vampire gets fat. Where they glut themselves on blood night after night and that bloated, sloshing belly starts to linger long after a feast has occurred. Where two immortals meet up infrequently over the centuries and note the changes and fluctuations in each-other’s weights. Where a vampires begins dating and feeding from a stunning and beautifully fat human, and their rich blood begins adding to the vampire’s waistline, much to the human’s delight.

idk I can tell that some tumblrinas are not up on fat politics because I see a lot of people saying stuff like “it’s better to be a little fat than waste your life trying to be thin” or like “it’s chic to have a little belly” like okay but there are fat people who are “a lot fat” and have “a lot of belly” which everyone is weirdly silent on all the time. Like the fattest person on earth still deserves to exist in human society with joy and dignity regardless of how they got to that weight or how many health conditions they have as a result of their personal actions…that should be everyone’s baseline here I’m not really sure what’s complicated about it

Feedism is great, like I just popped a boner last night explaining to someone my process for making garlic bread. I just think that’s super neat.