what if it was a nice angel’s thesis instead

sorry boss can't come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world

(:3 っ)∋ <- seal

I’m fine

I need divine intervention

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

this coffee tastes like i can still have a beautiful life

who ever is puting bear traps out side my cave Stop it be cause your not teaching me a lesson OK your just breaking my heart and making me not like U

i'm really glad 6 isnt afraid of 7 anymore and you could all stand to be more supportive of their relationship

running up the hill to make a deal with god again. anyone need anything

it’s bc im on that damn phone honestly