Katie

I am my father’s child call me a man made horror.

if i were on the board of home depot id suggest opening a lesbian bar in the gardening section

when i was in middle school our teachers told us that you can't "make up" hours of sleep after not getting enough, and i thought that meant that if i didnt get enough sleep one night i would be tired for the rest of my life. and then i was

yeah yeah yeah mortifying ordeal of being known and all that but sometimes a friend mentions something about you that you didn’t think was noticeable and it feels like your heart is being cradled in their hands

shirt that says “as above” and booty shorts that say “so below”

whoever invented the cover letter got absolutely no pussy

I would think the term "Gaydar" would technically mean you're creating the little gay pulses yourself and waiting for them to bounce off your subject.

*shoots a gay little pulse at you that pisses you off*

Happy Pride everyone!!