This is significantly more important than a change.org petition bc it HAS to be acknowledged if it gets enough signatures

Just bury me in the ocean with my ancestors who jumped from ships, ‘cause they knew death was better than bondage.

I walked out on the porch and told her to get her own damn house and what did she do? she just sat there and chewed at me! no respect! no respect at all!

excuse me!!! that was my beautiful corn! it’s not for eating!

after she finished eating my corn she wandered around the porch (WHILE I was standing there in the doorway and just... TOUCHED everything. touched it all over with her wicked little hands, like a spiteful Conservative woman who doesn’t believe in COVID-19 and spreads her DNA over every surface to own the libs.

STOP DOING THIS

the peter from miles’ dimension was super over the top, kinda larger than life. as pointed out by peter b. several times. however unlike other times they’ve done this it wasn’t just to try and make spider-man look cool, it was all a part of miles’ narrative. miles was given huge shoes to fill and they used this as a tool to portray how small miles felt compared to peter.

but the difference between miles and mcu peter is that miles didn’t need any of that to become the spider-man he is today. one of his main role models in the film is peter b. who’s broke and off his game, but still manages to do amazing things.