it's kind of insane how disasterous of an effect it can have on your psyche and development as an adult if people thought you were annoying when you were 8

[trying to impress stranger at party] yeah my thoughts are literally influenced by a distant malevolent engine

i highly recommend developing an intense interest in some natural phenomenon or creature such as bugs or stars or mushrooms. you will be delighted every time you go outside

enough about the horrors. let's hear it for the wonders outside of human comprehension

"and what were YOU doing at the yaoi devil's sacrament?"

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

The avatar franchise is about the lengths white men will go to be allowed to have dreads

remember in p.e. when they'd take a bunch of insecure teenagers & be like "today we're going to play basketball" and then not teach you how to play basketball. and then put you in a group with guys who were obsessed with basketball and would get mad at you for not knowing how to play basketball. why did they do that