what are any of you ever fucking talking about

no, mother... you should have read my supposed "school field trip" permission slip closer.... i foresaw your betrayal a mile away.... im afraid, mother, it is you who has been sold to one direction

conversations with kids are my favorite cause who else is gonna ask me what's my third favorite color

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

if youre happy and you know it lay an egg

just stressed myself out until i died

i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again

I've got a boner to pick with you

Well how about you go back in time and stay there

hi we’re a24 and we loved the ytp you posted when you were 15. do you want to direct the multimillion dollar adaptation of your opus, simpsons gone purple?

dip shit you are not turning into the joker. you are barely even turning into the penguin or th e ice guy

i wish my life had an amazing digital purpose