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Always thinking about that post that’s like you know a shows fucked when people can name individual writers.

getting tumblr notifications from trek accounts with quirky usernames always makes me giggle like yes im so glad to hear that dukatgettinghitinthedickwithahammer has resurfaced

Spitballing with the fellas on discord and we've come up with a Star Trek character we want to see: A 200-year-old top Vulcan diplomat attending a function and laughing boisterously and slapping backs with everyone and then just relaxing into resting bitch face the moment nobody is watching him. He takes his job deadly seriously and studied parties extensively in the diplomatic academy. Every year he's brushing up on new developments in party theory. He knows every party nuance you could possibly think of, for the sake of intergalactic relations. Peace in the galaxy depends on it. It's weird but you gotta meet people where they're at, he thinks.

Sarek fucking hates this guy and it's 100% envy

i do think its kind of crazy that people have to be lije "wait hear me out" on quark and its a controversial shocking opinion as if he isnt literally a conventionally attractive sex symbol ferengi

The real reason garak got exiled was for doing drag under the name Gulp DuCock

ill spend my twenties investigating the healing properties of salt i dont know about you guys

excuse me

Sorry op. That's my friend the Salt Vampire from the Star Trek episode "The Man Trap" which first aired in 1966. Blessings be upon you.

its just i dont feel blessed by its presence is all. sending love your way

Love a character who is neither trustworthy nor untrustworthy but another secret third thing.

Guy who can be relied upon to make the right choice 98% of the time but God that 2% is a fucking doozy.