VAMOOSE ya little 🐱varmint🐱

Picard being terrified of and unattracted carnally to a woman he thinks is beautiful and then immediately running to a holodeck program where he's supposed to embody hard boiled masculinity...and he keeps trying to play along with it (even inviting a different, notably holographic, woman out on a date) but ends up continually pausing, messing up, getting scared, being out of the loop, unable to speak the language ..................Jean-Luc..........I am speaking to you from outside the closet....

I think Spock could hang out with Squidward because they're the same type of cultured faggot but Squidward would get petty and mean about something and Spock would be like honestly mr tentacles I find this type of outburst very distasteful. & he would fix him

do they live in capitalist bikini bottom or socialist space future because the answer really affects whether spock fixes squiddy or systemic injustices change who spock is as a person.

I was imagining the enterprise comes to bikini bottom planet of the week style but I'm obsessed with the idea of spock working at the krusty krab & how that would affect him psychologically

…Spock is also petty and dramatic tho?

Well of course but he has *tact*. Squidward's always getting ragebaited. Tbf ragebaiting Spock is like Bones' whole thing but he just goes 🤨🙄 about it

I think lower decks should do another time travel episode to the events to trouble with tribbles/trials and tribble-ations so this time they're running around trying not to fuck up two timelines and having heart eyes at twice as many crew members