Formerly @atwishedandbrokentale. Legally an adult (20). Bi. Aroace. Autistic with a side of ADHD symptoms. A place to put my stuff when I want to. Minors DNI. I’m talking no kids allowed. 18 + only but not in a sex way. I like being a fucking weirdo so respect that. Inbox open for anything ya want. Just be able to live on your own. K bye <3
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Was talking to a coworker today who explained that her grandfather was like Snow White “but Californian. And an old man.” in that the creatures of the forest would follow him around and presumably duet with him.
“When he died the ravens sat in the trees outside for a week, watching. Taking turns. A horde of raccoons tried to break into the house every night, tearing at the siding. Eventually they gave up, but it was unsettling.”
“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”
I think the most mind boggling thing about this interview is the Minions being male to begin with, like, they say shit like 'baba boey' instead of using words and don't have human faces or bodies, wdym by they all go by he/him??
The French animator, director and voice of those lurid yellow assistants to the despicable answers your questions
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And this is why the whole “Minions have existed since prehistoric times and with the goal to serve the biggest villains throughout history” backstory is stupid, cuz then you have to answer uncomfortable questions like this 😬
They were made in Gru’s lab, that’s the real backstory and nobody can tell me otherwise
*driving through fire scene to save other half (but it was a jelly monster, not fire)
*breakup scene was about loyalty to one’s work even to an (unknowingly) evil leader who would destroy their world instead of prioritizing the things they both love
And to add salt to the wound, THE MINIONS SLEPT TOGETHER BUT A+C DIDN’T 👍
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Woody/Buzz and Woody/Jessie shippers about Toy Story 5:
Why is Buzz/Jessie suddenly a thing in this movie? They've always been just friends until now! Well, maybe there was just a tiny little hint in Toy Story 3 that he had a crush on her, but there's never been any hint that she reciprocated! This new, forced romance is out of nowhere!
Follow up to the headcanon that without the blue AI its way more effort for Caine to manage the circus so you might find him conked out in the weirdest places and positions
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*All the High-Tech Buzz Lightyears hurry their way towards Blaze’s house and manage to open up the door; Buzz looks from the distance in admiration while Woody is still busy wiping pig saliva off of himself, giving Buzz a cold stare*
“I’ll admit, I didn’t expect that to turn out so well, not to mention having to speak like a space ranger again. They’re certainly taking the whole toy thing a lot better than I did *chuckles* isn’t that right, Woody?”
*Buzz turns back only to see Woody walking away, leaving him mildly confused*
“Woody? Where are you going?”
“Back.”
“Huh? Back where?”
“Back! Back to the carnival, back to Bo.”
“Wh-What the- you’re going AWOL now?”
“Why should that matter to you? You clearly got this handled, right?”
“But didn’t you say Jessie called you and that’s why you’re here in the first place?”
*Woody turns back around, chuckling sarcastically*
“Oh wow, NOW you recognise my intention? You certainly didn’t act like that beforehand; you turned down every offer I tried to make, you ran after the car while leaving me in the dust, you left me to get KIDNAPPED and almost FED TO A PIG! Oh! And I’m sorry, did I have saliva in my ears earlier or did I really hear you call me your SIDEKICK?!”
*Buzz furrows his brows a little*
“Oh come on, that was obviously to sell my point to those newer versions of me and make them understand.”
“What? You think they wouldn’t understand ‘friend’ or ‘equal’?”
*Now Buzz is more frustrated, pointing once again at the star sticker on his chest*
“Woody, we’ve gone over this! Jessie made ME her deputy, and so it’s MY job to set everything back in order by saving her! Then I can-”
*SLAP!*
“And THAT’S your problem!”
*Buzz eyes him in complete shock, touching his cheek which Woody just slapped*
“Wh… What?”
“Jessie?! This deputy status?! That’s all you ever think about now! You’re not thinking about Bonnie struggling to make new friends, you’re not thinking about OUR friends getting donated, you’re not thinking about ME when I came all the way back here to HELP YOU!”
“…”
“And I was really considering that if this mission turned out well… we all may be a family again.”
*Buzz’s eyes widen a little more, realising immediately what Woody means by that*
“But now it seems like…*getting choked up* even after everything…. you don’t care about me anymore.”
“What? No! Of course I do!”
*He attempts to hold onto Woody’s shoulder but the cowboy steps back in frustration*
“Well actions speak louder than words, Buzz; and YOUR recent actions have been crystal clear.”
*Woody slowly turns back away from Buzz*
“If I knew things were gonna end up like this… I would’ve left you on that rocket.”
*gasp*
*Buzz watches on as Woody storms off; the latter leaving one last thing to say*
“So long, Deputy Buzz Lightyear.”
*In that moment, Buzz feels his figurative heart shatter. His breathing quickens as he watches his long time best friend leave him a second time because of him. A few seconds go by before taking steps forward and reaching out his hand*
“Woody… I-”
*The High-Tech Buzz Lightyears return and circle around Buzz, blocking his path*
“Sir deputy! The red-haired maiden is no longer located inside the stronghold!”
“Some other toys informed us she rode off on horseback towards a tree upon a hillside!”
“We must take reins ourselves and follow her!”
*Buzz can’t pay attention to them anymore as he sees Woody move further away into the distance*
“N-No…”
“We must! For the sheriff who needs us!”
“For Star Command!”
*All of them chant ‘For Star Command!’ over and over again, dragging Buzz back with them as they walk off in unison. The distance between him and Woody is even more heartbreaking*
