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the sisko kirk hero worship homoeroticism would be entirely reversed if kirk ever showed up on ds9 thru his own time travel circumstances because the first thing that would happen is he would meet quark and the thing about kirk is there is nobody in the entire space and time of the universe that would annoy him more than quark it would immediately be like the worst day he ever experienced it would be like nonstop torment trying to understand why these things keep happening to him and then he would see sisko tactfully handling quark or god forbid see him getting quark to kiss the nagus scepter and like it would be over for him like sisko handling quark related paperwork would be the single most heroic thing hes ever seen like he would become immediately obsessed and bewitched

@dilfsisko

honestly season 3/4 garak really seems like he wants to fuck constable odo. which is overshadowed by him wanting to fuck bashir but honestly the thing he and odo have is also something else. but i fear it might be one sided. odo is aware of it and think it speaks to garak's bad taste but he's still nice to him bc of their daddy issues solidarity

garak is doing this entire coquettish thing in improbable cause/the die is cast like oh i don't know if he will consider me worthy of his attentions otherwise.... as i am but a sad nobody... i will blow myself up for attention.... and odo is like i recognize a deep hole in you i also have. let's bump holes together over breakfast. and then the klingons think that's real gay

my name is star fleet officer i cant wait to ask the computer for a sexy picture of a womanfor me to grind on/kiss hard. oh hi my boss the captain of my ship what are you doing here in the vr sex room

LOCK THE FUCK IN MUTUALS AND FOLLOWERS SPOCK CANNOT BE LOSING HERE

*becomes offended and weirdly combative when you imply i have bones or internal organs*