"I want molly" "I want percs" well you're getting leeches

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

soon I will be euthanized due to my various behavioral issues and also they just don’t like me

I think I’m falling behind in pop culture can we stop writing books and making movies until I catch up. something crazy is about to happen to gilgamesh

I wish I was taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish my cat had a phone I would call her.

tumblring for these 6 people always in my notifications

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you