that's rough, buddy

I really don't care if Miley Cyrus smoked a bong. She's 18? She can live her own life...

doesn’t get much more interesting than this

On days with no tummy aches, it's like I'm invulnerable, I could fight a truck and be fine. On days with tummy aches, you might as well lay out my death bed and let me sleep, it's my time.

Pov you have a uterus

I have just lost the right to my own post. what the fuck.

In his defense Goku actively runs away from his life

He could have said “your wife gave them to me as thanks for raising your son” so I admire piccolo’s restraint here

The exception is cheesy local commercials. Those should be the only ads. I will listen to someone who runs a store in my city doing an awkward rap. We once had a furniture store with these awful CGI ads and the slogan "where the deals are so low, it's almost criminal!" and then they got shut down, by the cops, because it turned out. It turned out the deals were so low because. You're not going to believe this but the prices were so low it was in fact

you can't kill a linecook in a way that matters they will just be smoking behind the building again tomorrow night