I’m Not Short, You’re Just Really Far Away

i wish all trans girls a very kissed on the face by someone they love

i wish all trans boys a very kissed on the face by someone they love

i wish all nonbinary people a very kissed on the face by someone they love

New sleep style: hitting the snooze button so many times that you sleep two additional hours in ten minute intervals. I call this Horse Sleep

Worse sleep. That was meant to say worse sleep

I Am So Fucking Tired

Literally immediately after reblogging this to correct it I went "wow, it has a reblog already?" And got all the way to checking my notifs before I realized. That it was me.

Anyway horse sleep: sleep, but horse. Worse. Sleep but worse. Definitely one of the two.

the "I believe in abortion only in extreme situations" people (especially women) truly baffle me because I genuinely consider "a human has another human growing inside of them and does not want to" to be a very extreme situation. to me that feels so deeply like an extreme emergency situation. I know this has been said before but it's incredible to me that this does not feel innately horrifying and "extreme" to everyone.

is a man not entitled to the sweat dripping down his own balls?

she call me auntie biotic the way my penis illin

the name tyler sounds like it was first used post-ww2 like maybe 1960 until you find out it literally meant “guy who lays tile” (tile-er) 11th century england to refer to people that built houses. and then you read it as tile -er for the rest of yourlife

does piper mean guy who lays pipe

I know this is a sex joke, but... do people genuinely not know that a lot of surnames stem from professions? Tiler/Tyler became the surname for somebody who laid tile. Piper became a surname for somebody who played the pipes. Archer, Brewer, Butler, Carpenter, Clerk/Clark, Dexter, Farmer, Fisher, Mason, Miller, Potter, Sawyer, Sheppard/Shepherd, Smith, Tanner, Taylor/Tailor, Weaver... People later started to give old family surnames as first names, and then over time, many of those became popular as first names in their own right. Is... is this not known?

send me a 💀 and tell me about a tumblr user you just absolutely fucking hate

I think something horrible happened here because this user was definitely not deactivated like, 3 hours ago

Imagine if snowflakes were alive and moving

jellyfish rave! unn tss unn tss unn tss

Babygirl I have mental illnesses the dsmp hasn’t even heard of

DSM5 I Meant DSM5