BEWARE: DYKES BITE!

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

secretary birds look pretty normal but for some reason people have collectively decided to photograph them like they're [takes a moment to find an acceptable way to say this] women

EVERYTHING I LOVE FUCKS MY WRISTS

I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

they want you to care more about 'job' than yuri... don't fall for this scam

They’re letting people born in 2005 be 21

There could be an ‘05 baby at the club and you wouldn’t even know. Terrifying. Please stay safe out there

im terrible at being a real person but i think i'd make an excellent fictional character

i want to see the symbolism ppl would weave into the fanart of me. i want to see who id be shipped with. i want to see what discourse ppl would have about me.

i love megan thee stallion because well i have eyes and ears and a working brain