I will touch the sun or I will die trying

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

your cat was an honor to see in the window

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

Official Post of Massachusetts

"What's up, big dog; I'm ratsmacker" is going to live rent free in my head for a little while

mutual masturbation is when you jerk off to someone you met on tumblr

Why is it referred to as coming out of the closet? 

It could be coming out of anything. What wasted potential.

Coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just guys