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Warhammer 40,000 is of course, uh, not unproblematic. But patterning orks specifically and incredibly blatantly off English football hooligan culture was probably simultaneously the least bigoted and most creative thing literally anyone did with the concept of 'the orc' at any point in the 1980s

reblog to make out with prev :3

i have sympathy for the victims of the hawtwah investments scheme, as i too was recently divested of an item of significance -- my precious green stone, not worth much in coin but of the utmost sentimental value -- by a traveling alchemist who vowed that he could transmute it into a treasure more rare than gold or silver, by whose sign i would be made into a king and endowed with a kingdom. i forfeited my stone and two copper bits as payment, and after three days and three nights had passed, the alchemist returned. he said that the operation was an absolute success, but when i outstretched my hand to receive my promised reward, he pulled a bit of ash from his satchel and rubbed it into my palm, in the mark of a cross. "but where is my treasure?" said i. "this is it." "and where is my kingdom?" "it is this!"

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk